Coming soon from the NSA

10-09-2013

By Rob Stevenson

The new iPhone Touch ID Sensor

iPhone Touch ID

The device will silently collect your fingerprints and upload them for implication in future unsolved crimes 'if they don't like the look of you'.

Expect to see tinfoil gloves on the market very soon

tinfoil gloves

Hmm. This started as a conspiracy theory piss-take post!

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